Showing posts with label Whatchamacallit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whatchamacallit. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

The Sacred Grove of Vagina Exposure

Stone in English and Japanese, Uchikanagusuku Sacred Grove

Today We Got It Done


It all started last month when I was researching this folktale.

The story was about an older sister, who had to kill her younger, monster brother.

The dictionary I use to verify some Okinawan language, comes from the University of Hawaii.

Other resources I use, are often books, written for children, to teach them culture.

Folklore for kids, isn't going to talk about vaginas much, you know.



P.65 Okinawan-English Wordbook, dictionary


For those, lucky enough to be able to read, it's OK, I guess.

So, when I discovered this in a dictionary, I had to go check it out, to make sure it's true.

Order ISBN 978-0-8248-3012-8 if, you want to read the whole thing.

It caught the attention of a couple of my camera shooting friends, too.

One's a professor and the other guy, some sort of minister, I think.

We all have Okinawan wives but, don't suppose they would be interested in this place.

The holiest guy, couldn't make it today because of another commitment.

That's a shame because, he could have seen, how we get these things done.


A stone paved trail in Shuri, Naha, Okinawa


There's no telling, how many times, we've been up and down this trail.

It's a fairly steep sort of walkway, that goes down the hill outside Shuri Castle.



What Led Us to this Location ?



The professor and I parked near a convenience store, up on top of the hill.

Then, we walked over to this Okinawan lady's shop, to ask her something.

We were looking for Uchikanagusuku Utaki, a sacred site and, she might know where it is.

Usually, I can speak enough of the local dialect, to get by so, that's all I do.

It's a good idea, to get a little conversation going before, digging for details.

The gal was surprised, to hear two foreigners, speak her language.

We let her know, we both have local wives, living way up north and, made friends.

A couple of jokes and, she was smiling and laughing. Doing good!

My ears, don't work the best so, I figured, Doc could ask for the directions.

He started asking the gal, where we could find Hoohai Utaki.

That made me cringe. "Don't say hoohai, to some lady, we just met."

It means VAGINA!

We tap danced around that, OK, I guess.

The gal was sort of surprised and, got me laughing when she did this.

She motions, with her hands cupped and says, "You know hoohai?"

And, "You know about hoohai muuchi?" "Yup, it's in my dictionary."

Then, I rattled off a few other versions, of the thing, for her in different dialects.

She gave us directions and, we bought some ice-cream from her, for being so kind.

Then, she walked off to the convenience store and, left us watching her shop !

She returned a few minutes later with a bag of ice and, off we went.

God, I love these people.


Cobblestone walkway surrounded by vegetation


In a roundabout fashion, we headed down the cobblestone walkway. 

It was really hot and, sweating, I stopped occasionally, snapping photos as clouds passed by.

If we ever get that preacher, to go along to this place, I think we'll hire a taxi.

That way, I wouldn't cuss so much and, there's a shortcut, to get us there quicker.


Stone walls, walkway and sign



Visitors, looking for the sacred grove, might want to read the sign on this stone marker.

It points out the way, you need to go, heading off the stone paved trail.




The sign, on a stone in the sacred grove is a bit weathered.

But, it tells about Onimochi and, the devil killed by the rice cake, his sister made.

This grove of trees is where my August edition of the story took place.

Using Google Japan and Japanese to conduct another search I, found an adult version:

"When the brother demon that Agne eat rice cake was surprised to robustness of the mouth of the younger sister, sister exposed genital Makushiage the kimono to moment, as the "mouth of the above eat rice cake mouth. Under the mouth mouth to smother a demon." When you think went approached to demon brother. Anioni was caught off guard was died and fell under the cliff slips a leg. Thing to say. "

It sounds like a big sister, pulled up her kimono, and exposed herself.

Little demon brother was eating the rice cake, she smothered him, and off the cliff, he went.

Unless something was lost in translation, it sounds like this:

She smothered him with her whatchamacallit ?


Thursday, July 21, 2011

A Whatchamacallit Kinda Day in Bise Okinawa (Photos)

Today the better half and I went to the village of Bise in Okinawa, Japan.  She'd never been there before and has been bugging me to take her ever since she saw the first photos I shot, way back when of the fukugi trees lining the streets in the little town.  More about the whatchamacallit in the photo above, later.

The wife fell in love with my new CANON G12 and wanted to shoot the fukugi trees.  She knew I'd be packing my tripod and camera gear to do some photography so, she wanted to try some, too.


The first thing we ran into driving on the narrow, main road going into town was this water buffalo pulling a cartload of tourists.  My camera bag was in the back seat.  By the time I pulled off the side of the road to make room for the contraption and had my camera ready to shoot, the water bull was passing.  I snapped this quick shot with the PENTAX K5 through the open, driver's side window.

The Missus took this photo of whatchamacallit plants with the Canon G12.  All of a sudden anything that resembles those elephant ear plants, no matter what shape, or color they are, has become an elephant ear plant.  She could be right but, for now, they're just whatchamacallits, to me.

We wandered the streets of Bise and shot photos of the trees, all kinds of flowers and it was kinda fun.  I still have a pile of photos to develop and look at.  Then, serious research begins.

The Canon, the wife was shooting, I set to fully AUTO MODE so, her photos are JPGs, right out of the camera.  If and when I ever get the new camera in my hands, I'll switch it to fully Manual Mode and be shooting RAW files.  Not sure yet if its the Canon, Pentax, or the RAW converter program I use but, the color in the Pentax photos sure looks better than what the Canon created, to me.


While the Canon Lady was (ahem) composing shots of the (ahem) elephant ears, I pretended I was shooting them, too.  This big, fat, juicy caterpillar was munching on an elephant ear plant so loud I could almost hear him.  The wife would scream if she saw the rascal.

He was probably just eating a leaf that was dying, anyway.  But, whenever she sees one of these things in our garden she acts like it's some kind of humongous snake. HELP!   ANACONDA!


Maybe it'd be a good idea for me to study up on these critters.  They look like they might just turn out to be a really pretty butterfly.  Probably a great big one, too.  But, for now, they're just whatchamacallits like the rest of the stuff I don't know.

Greenstuff squirts out of them when you step on one.  Squirts pretty far, too, if you stomp on one really hard (ahem) so I've been told.  Anyway, this guy just got his picture taken today and got to keep munching away because (ahem) nobody saw him.

The whatchamacallit character in the first photo I bought from this gal who runs a seashell shop.

We became friends on my previous trips to Bise and I'm always forgetting to bring photos I promised her. 

The wife bought some trinket and I got me the character.  I may make a logo out of him someday.

Anyway, once I got home, I grabbed the G12 and snapped the photo of the handsome-looking dude at the kitchen table using the wife's special camera settings while she was busy doing something else.

I'll have to sneak out of the house with that camera sometime and see what it'll do with my settings on it. 

A thorough review of that little puppy is coming soon.  Please standby...