Silly Sign Took Some Research

Why Tell People This ?

If, I wanted to slow traffic down, I would have said, "Speed Bump, not Hump."

Well, I did a search and, learned something at Maine Department of Transportation.

There's speed humps and bumps. You decide, which suits the situation best.

Speed Humping Has a Different Meaning

Over at Urban Dictionary they, give some examples.  I'll just quote this one:

"Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!"

OK. One More:

"We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo."

Search Continued

These internet investigations, always lead to some interesting findings.

For some strange reason, Dr. Ruth popped up, over at Washington Post.

That little granny (who's a sex expert) was also a sniper at one point in her lifetime.

So, you know, she's got to be a straight shooter.

In both situations above, I'll bet she'd just recommend "Slow Down."

Checkout her YouTube Channel

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Silly Sign Will Make You Think Twice

Warning: This May Be Serious

Having done Sunday's Silly Signs for about a year, I decided to terminate the project.

This one caught my attention, when it was spotted in a pastry shop.

Of course, I asked the lady behind the counter, for permission to photograph it.

These days, it might not be politically correct. Maybe, it's an antique.

Just in case somebody, can't read, I'll tell you what it says.

"No Trespassing Girls Only Violators Will Be Slapped"

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Silly Signs Seen While Shopping

Half Way Through the Holidays

 

 

The end of the year routine can be fairly exhausting.

The craziness, associated with Christmas and the New Year, happens mostly in stores.

So, I let the women do all the buying and, just hang around, waiting for them to get done.

The cameras, don't go along on these trips; it's total goof-off time, for me.

Usually, I stay outside, drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.

That's how, I discovered this doozie of a Loading Zone sign.

It was in the parking lot, in front of the store so, I guess that's where the word, Porch came in.

So many folks wanted to use the spot, I almost got run over, using my cell phone camera.

After, snapping this shot, I decided to go in and see where the women went, with all my money.

Well, I couldn't find the gals, until, I nabbed  a photo of this sign.

Happy Freepy Story

 

 

It reminded me of something, I heard recently.

Do you know what the Chinese janitor said when he jumped out of the hallway closet ?

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