Funny Translations: The Cat May Fly Out

Looking for Something New to Drink?

With things like Coronavirus flying around the world, it would be wise to stay healthy.

It's probably a good idea to check your vitamin C levels once in a while.

Not sure how you're supposed to do that, I walked down the street to a vending machine.

 It was easy enough for me to figure out BinVita was some sort of vitamin C drink.

Before opening the bottle I decided to scan the ingredients with Google Translate on my iPhone.

Here's what I learned:

Ingredients: fruit dextrose liquid sugar / carbonic acid, acidulant, flavor, vitamin C, carotene pigment, 

nicotinamide, calcium pantothenate, vitamin B2, vitamin B, Vitamin Bs, Vitamin B12.

Contents: 500ml ● Shelf Life: Described on the bottom side of the cap.

Storage Method: Store at room temperature away from direct sunlight.

Manufacturer: Okinawa Botlers Co., Ltd. 163 Izumi Nutrition Facts Labeled in Izumi, 

Kunigami-Cho,

 Motobu-Cho, Okinawa Prefecture.

And A Word of Caution:

Leave it at room temperature after drinking, it may damage your own equipment or 

the cat may fly out.

Drink of the Week: Suntory CC Lemon

Here's a Little Secret

 

 

In an attempt to get back into mountain climbing shape, here's what I did.

See that can up there ?  Well, I replaced my beer drinking with that stuff.

They say there is 50 lemons worth of vitamin C, in each can.

Over the past two weeks, I consumed lots of them.

Oh, I did a little climbing, too.

That's a big can of juice.  There's 500 milliliters, in each can.

And, you can buy 4 or 5 cans for the cost of one beer !

Don't worry, I won't let the Orion Beer Company go broke.

As soon as I get my mountain climbing out of the way, I'll switch back to beer.

Because, I'm kind of shy, I can't chase young women, until after I have a few.

Over at Suntory's site, I couldn't find much, in English about this product for you.

It beats me, how they get so many lemons in one can.

 It's almost guaranteed, I won't catch a cold when I go up the mountain. 

There's way over 500 lemons worth of vitamin C, pumping through my veins.

If that stuff doesn't work, maybe, I'll try what Bill Murray does.

He says, "For relaxing times, make it Suntory."

But, I think he's talking about whiskey !