Showing posts with label Predictions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Predictions. Show all posts

Monday, July 9, 2012

Internet Doomsday: What if the Sky is Really Falling ?


Don't PANIC !

The sky ain't falling.

Breaking news came across my internet wires today.

They're talking about some internet blackout/doomsday/virus stuff.

Malware checker dudes, FBI, Facebook, McAfee and some DNS Changer Group 

ALL WANT TO HELP YOU

They say you can go online and get a FREE CHECKUP HERE 

HAH !

Well, I don't think the sky is really falling so, I ain't doing nuthin' right now.

But, if you don't hear from me tomorrow...


... it's probably because I'm hiding in here.

Sooner, or later, if people keep it up, one of these doomsday predictions could come true !









Sunday, June 17, 2012

Typhoon Guchol Wants to Defy the Weathermen's Predictions

It'd probably be easier to predict how a third marriage will go than guess what this typhoon will do.

Today, Dave Ornauer, the "Typhoon Chaser" with Pacific Stars and Stripes newspaper, reported at 9:45AM (local time) that destructive winds of 58mph are expected within 12 hours.


At 9:47 I looked out the door and saw these protesters marching down the street.


They were going down the highway under blue skies and sunshine.


There's at least 60 people in that crowd and they didn't look scared of Typhoon Guchol, to me. 

This was Super Typhoon Guchol, yesterday, but, was downgraded, overnight.


There's no way you could get me to be a weatherman, during typhoon season in Okinawa, Japan.

The things are more unpredictable than a third wife.

Just for the heck of it, I'm going to go buy some cheeseburgers.

And set one on the kitchen table to see what the wife does.

Bet she eats it.  Hah !