Showing posts with label Sunday's Silly Sign Photo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sunday's Silly Sign Photo. Show all posts

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sunday's Silly Sign (Photo) May 15, 2011: Return A Road


Could be they've had some sort of road rustlers up in the mountains.

You know, scoundrels who come and steal your highways in the middle of the night.

No questions asked. We'll give you amnesty. Just come clean and return a road here.

This sign is located just outside Okinawa's Quasi-National Park.

It's way up north in the mountains about as far as you can go on this island.

The sign, I think, was put there to tell city slickers how to get down off the mountain.

See, if you don't take the road that returns, living on an island, and all, you could go the wrong way.

You could wind up goin' around and around the island and keep coming back to the same place over and over again.

People who live in the country don't need silly signs telling them how to get off the mountain.

We just follow any road until we see the ocean.

Then, we turn left, or right.  It all depends on if we want to get farther or closer to home.


Shucks.   Look real close at the photo of this silly sign.

It looks like it used to have an arrow pointing both ways and somebody taped-over one end !

Maybe, next time I go up there I'll fix their sign for free.

Pull the green tape off and cover the "A" so it wouldn't be a silly sign anymore.

We could have arrows pointing both ways.

Then city people will be driving around and around the island acting like they're lost again !




Sunday, April 3, 2011

Sunday's Silly Sign (Photo)

It was a Sunday when I spotted this silly sign on a shutter door in a relatively upscale business district of Okinawa, Japan.  With hours like 11AM to 9PM, whoever owns the place might just take Sunday's off.

My Webster's American Dictionary (1999) which (you've probably already noticed) I hardly ever use, says a crank is a bent lever turned to operate a machine.  Do think this place might be selling, used cranks ?

Friends of mine from the UK probably have an Oxford Dictionary in their house but, they moved to a village too far away for me to walk to so, I'm not going to bother them and try to learn a new kind of English.

A few years ago, I taught auto mechanics. We would call a crankshaft, a crank. But, I would never expect anyone to go looking for a used crank if they wanted to repair their car. Buy a new one; they're better.

Well, my friend from the UK and I were having a beer one day and he asked me if I knew of any place he could rent a flat. I thought he was crazy. Why would you pay someone to rent a flat when you can just let the air out of your spare tire and get a flat for free?  You could still get around on the tires that weren't flat. 

So, he explains.  He didn't mean a flat tire.  In the UK, a flat is an apartment.  Maybe, I shouldn't have joked about it.  Then, they might not have moved so far away from me.

There's a new dictionary I look stuff up in sometimes, just in case I ever travel back to the USA.  It seems like they just keep inventing new words and slang so, if I don't want to look like a foreigner I have to study-up before I travel.  You can check out the Urban Dictionary anytime you want to learn how to talk like an urbanite, I guess.  Their definitions for CRANK ARE HERE.

My blog, I try to keep family oriented so, it's heavily censored, mostly by me.

Anyway, back to this Sunday's Silly Sign.  What do you suppose they sell in that store ?

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