What's Wrong With That Picture? (Photo) Knives and Bullets

That's My Trusty Old Swiss Army Knife

 

It's been awhile since I've written a What's Wrong With That Picture.

So, I'd better explain.  I already know what's wrong with this photo; it was taken in a hurry.

But, it is related, somewhat, to the picture I want you to take a look at.

The good news is, this Swiss Army Knife can go on an airplane with me, again.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) says it's alright.

The blade can't exceed 2.36 inches.  We're safe.

Southwest Airlines doesn't like it but, they shouldn't worry.

Nobody's planning on poking a flight attendant with one of these little knives.

There Are More Important Things to Be Concerned About

 

The United States of America is buying gazillions of bullets for Homeland Security.

Millions of them are hollow point rounds.

These type bullets are illegal to use in combat, according to international law.

So, the Social Security special agents,  National Marine Fisheries Service, 

and Department of Homeland Security get to use the cop-killing ammo.

See for yourself and after you read the article come on back and tell me....

What's Wrong With That Picture ? 



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What's Wrong With That Picture? Boobs at the TSA (Photo)

Alright, let me explain. This is my picture. I'm just a visual kinda guy. I have to have a picture to look at when I do my writing. This one just happened to come in handy for what I'm about to tell you.

True Story. I know it's true because it came from a reliable source. I just wonder if anybody else, besides me wants to know what's wrong with that picture. It happened back in a place called Seattle, at an airport, somewhere in the USA. It involves some people, I'm going to start calling Boobs.  They work for the TSA.

It involved a woman. She's like a State Representative from Alaska, USA. She just wants to get on the plane and fly home to Alaska. But, the full body scan thing and the Boobs running the machine decide something suspicious is going on under her blouse.

Well, the gal decides she doesn't want to be frisked and takes a boat back to Alaska instead !

Now, I'll probably have to go through all kinds of screening if I ever decide to fly again. The Boobs at the TSA will be waiting for me. Maybe, they'll start checking boats someday, too.

Have a look at the story, yourself. Then, tell me something.  What's wrong with that picture ?

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Airline security, foreign and domestic devils, full body scans, TSA folks wanting to probe private parts, John Tyner threatened with a fine, all this stuff got me thinking. I'm not so sure I even want to travel anymore. I thought about this for awhile. Now, I'm wondering what they would've charged John Tyner with if he just dropped his drawers and mooned the TSA. Hah, indecent exposure, I bet. That'd be a good one to take to the Supreme Court. Give them the Moon!

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