Mad Mike's Review: Here's A Guru Contact to Fix Your PC FREE !

YA HU HU HU, I FOUND A FREE PC GURU !

There are way too many photography programs, files and other doohickeys installed on my poor old workhorse Windows PC's for me to just throw them out in the street.

Even though I overextended myself a tad buying that Apple machine I like the way it keeps running without any interference from the Microsoft thugs.

An Apple guy, or gal, comes in every night, cleans the MAC and updates stuff while I'm sleeping.

Windows thugs are always waiting 'til I'm trying to do something important and throw stuff in my PC's to slow them down.

Then, when I decide I want to shut down and go home they say stuff like

"DO NOT TURN OFF THE POWER WE ARE INSTALLING SOMETHING".

And I usually say something like, "______ YOU !   I PAID FOR THIS COMPUTER".

EMPEROR BILLY GATES CAN'T TELL ME WHEN I CAN AND CAN'T GO HOME.

I DON'T WORK FOR NO DICTATORS.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm going to keep using the PC's I bought from the Windows thugs until they melt down because I have so much invested in software I installed on them.

In the past I have had some malware bugs, had to buy programs to gobble up worms and even did a Mad Mike's Review on REGISTRY MECHANIC.

With Registry Mechanic, Spy Doctor, and McAfee I managed to keep things running.

All of a sudden, a new year rolls around and everybody wants their annual fees.

GROAN

Well, one of my PC's just locked up on me yesterday while I was trying to shut it down.

It was three hours SHUTTING DOWN and wouldn't quit.

So, I yanked out the power cord, flipped the laptop over, ripped out the battery and got it to shut off !

Have no fear.  I'm a patient sort of individual.

For the whole three hours the stupid thing wouldn't quit shutting down, I was on the MAC doing my research.

For every problem a Windows PC can have there are hundreds of people just like that

EMPEROR BILLY GATES

They want you to sign up, login, give your email address, try this free program so we can fix your Windows PC, install some more bugs and sell you the NEW IMPROVED VERSION OF OUR SPECIAL SUPER BUG CLEANER.

THEY WANT TO BE EMPEROR ENTREPRENEURS, TOO !

THE GURU TO CONTACT AT YAHOO ANSWERS:

GREGG DESELMS

Now, the problem I linked you to was for Windows is getting stuck at "Shutting Down" screen.

But, read the whole article and you'll find FREE FIXES FOR ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

What I did was tune up both my PCs with the things I found there and they're screaming, now.


Read  Gregg's profile and email him if you'd like.

The best kind of Guru to contact is one that's free.

This Guru gets a five star Mad Mike's Review from me !

Registry Mechanic for Your PC: A Not a Nerd's Product Review

Here's a screenshot taken off my Window 7 laptop, just a few minutes ago.  If I wasn't typing on this old Vista machine, I'd shoot this screen, too.  But, you'd only see the same thing as in the picture above.

This Morning the needle on both Health Meters ( what I call them ) wasn't so good.  Look up in the righthand corner.  If my PCs get any healthier, it'll break the meter.

Remember, this is not a computer nerd, geek, guru, or whatever else you call people who know what they're doing around computers.  I'll give you some links to folks who speak that language, later.

To me, RegistryMechanic is the best thing that came along since bottled beer.

Now, being a cameraman, I upload, download and delete massive files on my PCs, every day.  I know all about Ccleaner, defragging and all the other good stuff you're supposed to do and I do them just about every day, too.

Fooling around with StumbleUpon, Facebook and a whole slew of social networking sites and having idiots loading unwanted music and videos into my PCs, sometimes causes problems.

It seems, to me, that besides leftover traces of photos I work on, a lot of garbage I pick up while surfing the internet piles up in my registry, whatever the hell that is.

Before long, the PCs start slowing down.  Sometimes, right in the middle of some important work,  the PC locks-up.  The screen may whiteout, or it may go totally black.  It's the registry.  I figured it out.

Well, I did a little research and read some good reviews about this Registry Mechanic and liked what I saw so, I downloaded the FREE TRIAL version.

It's OK. It'll tell you how many hundred or thousand problems your PC has in the registry.  It will fix six, or so, of them for free.  Then, if you want everything fixed, you better buy the real deal.

First, I bought one, one year subscription, for one computer.  The poor puppy was on it's last leg.

When I installed the download and turned it loose, it gobbled up over 3,000 pieces of garbage in my register, ( whatever that is ) and the PC came back to life.

It probably would have been a good idea to read the instructions but, I didn't. 

The PC was running fine so, I was happy.  Every day I'd push some of the buttons on the righthand side of the screen above.  Clean, Defragment, Tuneup and wharever else they have to offer.

After a month or so, the health meter started sliding back towards the middle.  On my other PC ( which I also installed the Mechanic ) it got way down to Low System Health.  That's my newer computer. Damn !

So, this morning, I discovered something.  I pushed the GREEN BUTTON right below the meter "START SCAN".  It gobbled up 3,000 more pieces of junk that had piled themselves in my register, whatever that means.

And there you have it.  The picture above is from my PC that was sick this morning.  Healthy.

Now, that I think I know what I'm doing, I like Registry Mechanic.  It kicks some butt.

Would I recommend it to my friends?  YUP !

My only complaint would be this:  Why don't they make it so a redlight flashes when your PC gets sick?  Like, for people who are not nerd's.  It could say "Hit the GREEN START BUTTON".

When I pay 25 bucks for something, I don't expect to have to sit in front of a computer monitor and stare at the thing reading a bunch of instructions.  Registry Mechanic gets four stars, for now.


Here are a few links to other reviews of this product:

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These people sound like they might be Gurus, or something.  You could also, search Amazon or CNET and get more users reviews.  I'd give you links but, I'm in Japan so, Japanese sites are all that popup on my browser.