Tuesday, September 14, 2010

WEBSITES FOR DUMMIES

LOOK OUT WORLD !   THERE'S THIS BOOK I GOT THE OTHER DAY FOR DUMMIES


I TRIED DOING IT ON MY OWN, WITHOUT ANY BOOK HELPING ME.  EVEN HAD FIVE, MOSTLY USED COMPUTERS, STACKED-UP IN WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WORKABLE DESIGN BUT, SPARKS STARTED FLYING AND THE ELECTRIC BREAKERS KEPT GETTING REAL HOT AND TURNING THE POWER OFF ON THE WHOLE HOUSE.

ACCORDING TO SOME GUY NAMED DAVID A. CROWDER, I WILL LEARN TO:

1. PLAN AND DESIGN A GREAT-LOOKING WEB SITE

2. WORK WITH HTML, CSS AND NAVIGATION PLANS

3. COLLECT AND CREATE CONTENT THAT GETS ATTENTION

4. TAKE MY SITE ONLINE AND ATTRACT VISITORS WHO COME BACK


AS SOON AS I GET CAUGHT UP DEVELOPING MY PHOTOS HERE'S THE PLAN:

READ AND MEMORIZE #1 AND #3 BECAUSE THEY SOUND IMPORTANT, RIGHT ?

AS FAR AS #2 IS CONCERNED:

HTML, HECK, I'VE HAD HOTMAIL FOR OVER 10 YEARS. NO SENSE READING THAT.

AND ALL MEN ARE NATURAL NAVIGATORS. EVEN WOMEN KNOW THAT.

 SO, WHAT'S THE SENSE IN BEATING A DEAD HORSE TO DEATH, ALL OVER AGAIN ? 

AND #4  HAH, I ALREADY GOT THAT DONE, PARTLY, ANYWAY, I THINK.

MY WEBSITE'S ALREADY ONLINE, AIN'T IT ?


IF ANYBODY WANT'S THE CHAPTERS FROM "BUILDING A WEB SITE FOR DUMMIES" THAT COVER HTML AND GOING ONLINE (#2 and #4) I CAN RIP THOSE PAGES OUT OF THE BOOK AND MAIL THEM TO YOU.

JUST HIT CONTACT ME ON MY HOMEPAGE. MAKE SURE TO USE  GMAIL OR YAHOO MAIL, THOUGH.

IF YOU USE HOTMAIL THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE A REAL DUMMY !


MORE LATER.....

4 comments:

www.solofemaletraveler.com said...

I think your website is just great with no book involved, Mike.

RyukyuMike said...

Sabina,
Thanks but, after I read the book and become a real internet Guru you might see some drastic changes.
Who knows? Maybe even the Gates and Google families'll have me over for dinner, someday !

Unknown said...

I can sell you Wordpress for Dummies as soon as I get rid of the pound of dust..........:)

RyukyuMike said...

LadyE,
Might have to sweet-talk ya into givin me a deal. Dummies Books are great references !