Friday, September 23, 2011
Folks All Riled Up Over A Company Named SU
MAW, I PUT ALL THE STUFF NEEDS PACKIN' ON THE TABLE FOR MY TRIP TO THE USA.
Remember that Johnny Cash tune I was always singin' bout kickin and a' gougin in the mud and the blood and the beer?
Boy Named Sue, er somethin' like that.
Well they got this company named SU and folks around the world are all riled up.
Don't ask me what it's all about, I'm just packin my bag in case they need to interview me.
While I get the camera bag ready would you fold my stuff carefully so it don't get wrinkled ?
It'll all fit right next to my shootin stuff. I like to travel light. There's a stain on the tie but, if I make a fancy knot, nobody will probably notice.
What I plan on doin is make a suggestion to them. Like, they could do what they call
Some fifteen million people are in the SU Thing and they don't want any changes.
GRANDFATHER THE OLD TIMERS
Maybe the company wants money er somethin like that. Who knows ?
So, I was thinkina tellin them to go ahead and charge new members somethin.
Maybe, two bits a month, or $ 5.99 if they sign up for a whole year, just in case there's any cheapskates out there. Hah !
JUST GRANDFATHER OLD TIMERS. YEA.
They may like my idea. So, I want to be ready to travel if I gotta get interviewed.
Heck, if a few million more people like my idea the SU company might not even need to interview me and I could be their Grandpaw SU, pick up some spare change.
And stay right here
Kickin and a' gougin in the mud and the blood and the beer !