Friday, December 20, 2013

Unbelievable: To Okinawa from New York -- It Cost What ?

Couldn't Wait 'Til  Xmas


The sweetest girl in the State of New York emailed me last week.

She said, "I just mailed your Christmas gift. I had to donate my left kidney to afford the postage."

Well, I figured she was joking. 

The package arrived last night.

Yeah, I know. You ain't supposed to open Xmas presents until the 25th.

So, I just picked it up and squeezed it.

Then, I noticed the postage stamp. It was enough to buy several cases of beer.

The package was really soft. Damn. Maybe there's a kidney in there, I got thinking.

So, I went to bed.

This morning, I decided to open the package and, have a peek.

Hah !  I got a brand new t-shirt and I'm wearing it today.

You can see a small portion of my office and where I take my naps.

Those old trousers don't make my fanny look fat.  Or, do they ?

I know how outrageous the postage from New York to Okinawa is, and I'm wondering.

Do you think my niece's kidney will ever grow back ?

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