Couldn't Wait 'Til Xmas
The sweetest girl in the State of New York emailed me last week.
She said, "I just mailed your Christmas gift. I had to donate my left kidney to afford the postage."
Well, I figured she was joking.
The package arrived last night.
Yeah, I know. You ain't supposed to open Xmas presents until the 25th.
So, I just picked it up and squeezed it.
Then, I noticed the postage stamp. It was enough to buy several cases of beer.
The package was really soft. Damn. Maybe there's a kidney in there, I got thinking.
So, I went to bed.
This morning, I decided to open the package and, have a peek.
Hah ! I got a brand new t-shirt and I'm wearing it today.
You can see a small portion of my office and where I take my naps.
Those old trousers don't make my fanny look fat. Or, do they ?
I know how outrageous the postage from New York to Okinawa is, and I'm wondering.
Do you think my niece's kidney will ever grow back ?
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